Everything is Klaine and Nothing Hurts

I've been in tears for about the past 6 hours straight. Tonight was a new episode of Glee and it was the happiest episode in the history of happy TV episodes since the series finale of LOST. I can't express my joy on so many levels.

#1: Not only is Darren Criss (one of my favorite men on the planet) on Glee, but he also has some of the greatest character development on the show.
#2: Pav might have died, but his soul will live forever.
#3: New Directions slushied the audience!
#4: Hell to the No!
#5: Rachel's bedazzled microphone.
#6: Trouty mouth Sam being his adorable self.
#7: Rachel putting a Loser "L" on Artie's head at Regionals.
#8: The exotic dancing nun of awesome!
#9: "Angry Quinn!"
#10: Arts and crafts time with Kurt!
#11: Starkid references!
#12: Will Schuster's facial expressions.
#13: Brittany's favorite song being "Headband".
#14: Puck's song to Lauren.
#15: The Jewish star.
#16: Rachel/Finn/Quinn and SO MUCH EMOTION.
#17: Will and Holly's phone conversation.
#18: The Warblers shipping Klaine.
#19: Hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you.
#20: THE KISS TO END ALL KISSES THAT WILL MAKE ME FANGIRL FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE THAT IS CURRENTLY THE BACKGROUND OF MY COMPUTER AND MY LIFE AND THAT COMPLETES ALL HOLES THAT WERE PREVIOUSLY IN MY HEART. THE KISS THAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR HAS FINALLY GOTTEN HERE AND MY CAPS LOCK IS NOW STUCK. AGAIN.

Oh look, I fixed it.

Edit: The Starkid references I'm talking about are the fact that Darren did the "Totally awesome!" hands during "Raise Your Glass", and the ending pose for that song looked oddly like the ending pose of "Get Back to Hogwarts". They might not have been intentional, but they can't be unseen.

Why today was awesome: I am officially on Spring Break!

My year in numbers:

How Many Books I've Read: 6

How Many Times I've Lost My Key: 7

How Many Bowls of Soup I've Consumed: 25