April Drools

I hate April Fools day on more levels that I can even begin to express. I hate it because everyone is trying to think of ways to hurt feelings and scare their friends into thinking awful or ridiculous things have actually happened. I hate it because if something big actually does happen on this day, it takes hours to convince anyone that it actually did happen. I hate it because it's pointless and not funny. I hate it because even though it happens every year at the same time, people still allow themselves to fall for the lamest of pranks. I hate it because I was raised to believe that lying is wrong, and it's a holiday that embraces lying as an art form. Most importantly, I hate it because I can never think of good stunts to pull.

This year, it's only just midnight and already I've been sucked into the dumbest of pranks. A guy that I've been best friends with since seventh grade fake asked me out, so I fake said yes, and now I'm actually wishing I hadn't  because stupid people are stupid enough to fall for a relationship status change that is so clearly fake that I'm surprised facebook hasn't stepped in and told us that it's against the rules of the site or something. I find the prank to be mediocre and foolish, but I couldn't say no when he was desperate and begging me to do it. It's only 24 hours, so I doubt it'll kill me, but it's going to take everything in me not to make sarcastic comments to all the well-wishers. I can't help it that I'm full of sass and sarcasm.

In conclusion: Happy birthday to Fred and George Weasley. Remember the reason for the season.

Why today was awesome: I almost put myself into a sugar coma from eating too much chocolate. That's always exciting.

My year in numbers:

How Many Books I've Read: 7

How Many Times I've Lost My Key: 8

How Many Bowls of Soup I've Consumed: 33