Sunday, January 9, 2011

Things that Happen When I'm Tired: Part 1

  1. I mumble. I'm not just talking the average slurring of words, but literal incoherent babble. And the worst part is that I usually think I'm saying intelligent things, but it actually sounds like, "Hummblety rthur jfurlf flurght.... blrufjr."
  2. I rub my eyes a lot. And I know a lot of people do this when they get tired, but I usually rub mine so much that I make them bloodshot and gross looking just because rubbing my eyes releases my sleepy pressure-headache.
  3. I sing. Generally the singing sounds pretty much like my babbling but with a rhythm to it. Sometimes it turns into a rap.
  4. I have to pee a lot. My bladder realizes the fact that I might soon fall asleep and not want to get up to go to the potty for several hours, so whether I'm actually laying down or not, the moment I get tired, my bladder tells me it's potty break time.
  5. I rock back and forth. This started when my grandpa got a rocking armchair when I was little and he would always rock me to sleep. Now whenever I get tired and I'm sitting somewhere, I start subconsciously rocking myself back and forth like I'm attempting to rock myself to sleep in his chair. Cute, huh?

Why today was awesome: Getting a business card at the club instead of just a number.

My life in numbers:
How Many Books I've Read: 1
How Many Times I've Lost My Key: 3
How Many Bowls of Soup I've Consumed: 4

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