So, I missed a blog and I'm okay with that.

Well, I was in the car for about 16 or more hours yesterday, and when I wasn't in the car I was at a zoo with no internet, so I didn't manage to post a blog. Thus, my new years resolution is already a fail. However, I did manage to get out two blogs while I was on a 3-day road trip, so I would call that a success.

Things I did this weekend that I had never gotten to do before:

• Stayed two nights in hotel rooms that didn't involve my family... in a row.
• Made it through 7 states in 2 days.
• Fed a giraffe.
• Ran down a demi-mountain.
• Saw a baby chimpanzee.
• Ate my way through almost two whole packages of oreos... and didn't regret it.
• Ate nothing but fried foods and stale bagels in a 24 hour period and lived to tell the tale!
• Turned on a pair of guys that have known me since the beginning of my awkward teen years... all while wearing a onesie.
• Drank plain iced tea from Wendy's.
• Soaked in some South Carolina Vitamin D in the middle of January.
• Danced across a river.
• Cussed in front of my old boss.
• Sang "My Dick" with that same man.
• Ate nachos covered in caramel, chocolate, ice cream, whipped cream, and cinnamon.
• Had a bouncer at a bar come to my defense and offer to "thump" my guy friends for me.
• Been shoved willingly into a cell phone isolation booth.
• Had to call a hotel and ask them to ship a stuffed animal halfway across the country after leaving it there.

Why today was awesome: Although it went from 71 degrees to 17 degrees very quickly, it was good to come home.

My year in numbers:

How Many Books I've Read: 2.5

How Many Times I've Lost My Key: 5

How Many Bowls of Soup I've Consumed: 8