Yes, I know what you're thinking: 'Thank you for informing us, Ashley, but lots of people have dimples!'
Okay, that's great for you, but you're not the one who grew up with these two big indentations on your face when you smiled, yet never bothered to look up why you had them. Yes, that's right; I had no idea what dimples really even were until 2 minutes ago.
On a whim, after 19 years of staring at my own face in the mirror, I finally decided to do a google search for what causes dimples in the first place. My conclusion is that I have a facial deformity.
"Anatomically, dimples are caused by the facial muscle called zygomaticus major. Dimples are caused when your facial muscle – zygomaticus major, is shorter than normal; it pulls on your skin and forms the indentation in your facial skin."
So, basically my face has a muscle shortage which is now causing me to have seemingly "attractive" craters on my face. This hardly seems fair. Why did my face get shorted some of it's muscles? Why am I having to suffer from some genetic deficiency that many people find cute? Why couldn't dimples just be caused from bubbly personalities and sun-shiny dispositions?!
My Year in #'s:
How Many Books I've Read: 1
How Many Times I've Lost My Key: 2
How Many Bowls of Soup I've Consumed: 3
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